June 2013
1 post
May 2013
12 posts
Reblog if your tumblr picture is actually you.
The Seven Shittiest Sins
- Greed: I want shit
- Envy: I want your shit
- Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
- Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
- Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
- Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
- Pride: I am the shit
April 2013
5 posts
March 2013
116 posts
you ever been with a girl who is afraid to ride your face..
talmbout “but what if you cant breath”
woman if you dont shut up and bring your ass,
i am a grown ass man, i will find a way to breathe.
here it is.
i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light
setting yourself up for failure:
trying to make a chick understand that you give not 2 fucks and a llama dick about her so called belly.
How come in Drake’s songs he always mentions how he used to struggle but never mentions that he was on degrassi
I’m like, Started from the bottom? Come on, Aubrey, you know we have Noggin here in the US, right? We saw you, Aubrey. W E S A W Y O U
like… if you knew the area that he grew up in… he never really came from the god damn bottom… pampered mitch
- still not over Amanda Bynes asking Drake to murder her pussy
- only way Drake is going to murder a pussy is if he accidentally runs over a fucking cat
Wait is thatt an actual thing that happened in real life?
I have been treating you
like the bandage
when you might actually
be the wound.
